I have got to get the hell out of this town. This state, this time zone.
I was just glancing over the post I just did and noticed a glaring, hideous, egregious, garbage blanc grammatical error. (No, I'm not going to admit what it was.)
Please, Dear Reader, if I ever employ the construction "I seen" in this blog (and I'm not directly quoting a denizen of Grand Junction or some similar purgatory), hie thee to the pawn shop, pick up a shotgun and come put me out of my misery. I'd rather die than live as a usage-ignorant vegetable.